I wanted to get Diane Finlay’s email address so I googled her home page.
Except for Answers.com getting in my way, there she was.
Why doesn’t the Federal Government make it easy to find the web sites for departments. Guess they don’t want to hear from us.

Diane Finley, nosey parker Stephen Harper steams open her mail
Clicked on contacts, clicked on her email and there I was in Outlook sending an email.
Hey! What’s with that? Diane’s initials aren’t PM: they’re DF.
Why look at that: I got the PM’s email.
I back up look at Diane in sun glasses and try again. Same thing. Back up twice and I see other cabinet ministers who all have the PM’s email address.
What a control freak Stephen is. They’re not even allowed to get their own email without him reading it first. Does he have nothing better to do.
And look at the dinky pictures he puts up, I can see him staring at the bathroom mirror: you are nothing. I am everything, The King of Canada. You are all little people with little pictures. And no email.

Diane Finley MP before she entered the dark world of Stephen Harper
I wonder if he steams open their mail envelopes.
You can’t find the minister’s emails on the department web sites. The only way you can find them is to search the House of Commons site for Members
And you will find a much nicer picture of the minister.
For the record Diane Finley’s email is Diane Finley
I better harvest all of them before the night of the long knives when Stephen-I-Want-Power takes over the REICHSTAG. Of course by then all we’ll be able to get on Google is Stephen Harper’s home page with adoring pictures of Prime Minister for Life Harper.

Stephen Harper, Prime Minister for Life
I want to assure Prime Minister Harper this is political satire. Please don’t have the Mounties arrest me for treason. Is satire still allowed in Canada or only when the Prime Minister hires Rick Mercer for some quasi-satirical fluff?